From the upcoming online animated musical sensation, Steve's Quest.
lyrics
Ash:
You're here. She's here.
Don't be paralyzed with fear.
You're in the living room,
It happens that the bedroom is near.
Don't fret. Don't frown.
Don't just stand there lookin' down.
You're the lord of this castle,
You think you'd like to show her around, yeah?
Steve:
But there's nothing there to show her.
Of rooms we have but four.
And one of them's the bathroom.
And its cleanliness is poor.
Ash:
Dude, don't be such a bore!
Just give, give her the tour.
'Cause there's adventure,
Behind that door.
Tell her if you like my living room,
I can show you so much more.
And just give,
Give her the tour.
Steve:
No, I don't think you understand the magnitude of the problem here.
My room is strange.
It's full of comic books and games.
If she sees what I've got in there,
She'll act like she doesn't know my name.
Ash:
Don't be lame!
It's your time to score.
You got a shot you can't ignore.
Just think of all the pleasures,
The buried treasures you can explore.
Steve:
That I can explore!
Ash:
There's so much that you can show her.
Steve:
I've got a shelf of Star Wars lore.
Ash:
No, actually, don't show her that.
But you've got something cool, I'm sure.
Steve:
But don't you think she'll turn around and run away,
If she sees my signed posters of Felicia Day,
And my Warwick Davis photos, do you think she'll stay?
I think she won't.
Ash:
Well, I think she may.
And thus I say...
Just give, give her the tour.
Show your inner lion,
Steve:
I'm Steve, hear me roar!
Ash:
Yeah, we'll work on that.
Feel your dormant masculinity, oozing out of every pore.
And just give, give her the tour.
Don't be passive.
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